May 2013
127 posts
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
ap-calypse:
rewolf:
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
you guys are lana del gay
that-spook-from-london:
foodtrucker:
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
“Remember how far you’ve come, not just how far you have to go. You are not where...”
– Rick Warren (via enormousgiraffe)
“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office...”
– Jack Kerouac (via 74k)
gods-nipples:
what if instead of pubes you had feathers
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
